Sometimes one woman’s “I don’t need him” is another woman’s “Girl… THANK YOU.” 😂
This card is for the new wife who knows exactly what she ended up with — a man who fixes things, handles the annoying stuff, pumps the gas, and generally keeps her from having to figure out which end of the wrench does what.
And somewhere out there, his ex is unclogging a drain, assembling furniture, checking the oil, and discovering that YouTube tutorials only get you so far. 😂
No hard feelings, of course.
Just a heartfelt little thank you for your lack of vision. 💅
Because she had him.
She let him go.
And now you get to say, “Don’t worry, girl. I appreciate him.” 😏
5" x 7" folded card
Blank inside
White envelope included
Perfect for:
* New wives with a wicked sense of humor * A funny inside joke between friends * Blended-family humor * Anniversaries or just because * That friend who knows she got the upgraded life 😂
