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Dark Humor Love Card for Him

Dark Humor Love Card for Him

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When I Dunk My Cookies in My Milk I Think of You... and Hold Them Under Until the Bubbles Stop Card

Love is patient. Love is kind.

...But sometimes love imagines holding your cookies under the milk until the bubbles stop.

If you've ever been just slightly annoyed with your boyfriend, husband, fiancé, or significant other, this card says exactly what you're thinking—without getting you into too much trouble. Perfect for couples who roast each other daily and know that sarcasm is their love language.

  • 5" x 7" folded card
  • Blank inside
  • White envelope included

Not your grandma's greeting cards.

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